Funny, today I had a dream
You dressed as a woman
Speaking at a women’s symposium
About finances
You know nothing about
I was irked when you skirted a question
I really wanted to hear the answer
At some point I got close enough to you to say
I liked your wig
You had the ugliest beige grandma shoes
Mrs. Doubtfire was better than you
Later at a gathering you got my attention
poking me in the side
Your wig was askew
I couldn’t get far enough away from you
